My Evil Plan To Save The World

I have an evil plan to save the world for every man

And I think it's better than the way it's being run

Oh, the ground works laid

No, don't be afraid

I'm sure that I can fix it when I figure out the physics

My evil plan to save the world

Just you wait 'till it's unfurled

It'll go down in history

It's prophetic

No, it's not pathetic

I can't believe I made it up myself

I have an evil plan to save the world you understand

The exemplary feat, you'd think I'd have to cheat

I'd make Voltaire proud

Deep and furrow browed

Uncanny and so clever

It's our newest plan ever!

Got tired of whining

A grander scheme with silver lining

For every boy and girl

We can't be responsible

For all that's wrong with this world

Starving children in pain

You can't believe in that God

The world's not spinning your way

Does every dog get his day?