Plan B

I fell asleep with my clothes on

Dropped my keys on the front lawn

Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming

From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

Giving up

It never felt so good

Welcome to plan B

I'll eat some moldy bread

Then I'm going back to bed

I know how this day will crescendo

I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

It never felt so good

Giving up

Giving up

What is the likelihood

Welcome to plan B

Life could be so free?

Up to now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hard

I think I've found my calling now laying down in the yard

'Cause you know your son excels at sleep

Dont you cry Momma, dont you even weep

Giving up

Giving up

It never felt so good

Welcome to plan B

What is the likelihood

Life could be so free