Tasered and Maced

Well it's a funny thing when your friends are chasing you

Like you hit one of them in the balls and stuff like that

Most times they'll stop chasing you after a while when they can't catch you

But cops don't do that

And, and, and I found out the hard way

But, but they proceeded to tell an old lady to go back inside

And right when they were fixing to go through the door

They fold the door down and slam me on the ground

Slam me, slam me

Needless to say the crowd went crazy

And so did the cops, they were in a frenzy

They came in and started macing everybody

About that time, macing

Bombing, macing, whatever you need to bug

…you the bugs all night, your house

So he comes through the conference room

With coffee on the back

Without even thinking

And my primal rage stage

I was inebriated with alcohol

That was it, that was it

And young, young vitality, vitality

And I don't even think, and I grab the cop from behind

And he, and he was like what are you doing man?

And he started to mace me right in my face

Not even in the foot, away from my face

So I stop thinking, I just take off running

I was actually high-stepping, it was like

My buddy said he saw me, and I was like he saw some

Long legged creature just like

He took a base high stepping

Going down sixth street, stop tinkling

So I stopped and turned around

Well it's a funny thing when your friends are chasing you

Like you hit one of them in the balls and stuff like that

Most times they'll stop chasing you after a while when they can't catch you

But cops don't do that, and, and, and I found out the hard way

Because they caught me, because they caught me

Fantastic but I can't catch them

Needless to say I turned around

And proceeded to take me to the ground

And taser me, taser me, taser me

Tasered and maced pretty good