Lyrics Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Conchords

I Told You I Was Freaky

Girl, I'm gonna take the month of August off

Just to get you off, I'm freaky

I'm gonna clear the table top

We're gonna need a mop, I'm freaky

Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat

And then we can float in a moat and be freaky, freaky

Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey

Stick some money to the honey

Now I'm covered in money, honey

I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the

glass

You can act like you don't know me

I'll take a cup and then I'll put it on my head

And I'll just stand there being freaky with a cup on my

head

I told you I was freaky

I told you I was freaky, baby

You didn't believe me

Don't look at me

I told you I was freaky

Hey, look at me

Girl, let's get freaky

Let's make two life size cardboard cut outs of our

bodies

And then pose them into sensual positions

I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin

Stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons

I flip some clips on my lips, I clip some chips to your

hips

I nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse

I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a

tree

You can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me

I told you I was freaky

He told you he was freaky, baby

You didn't believe me

Take that off

I told you I was freaky

Put this on

Girl, I do this shit weekly

I wanna fly so high in the sky, let's see what our love

brings

Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers

And make some homemade wings

Gonna fly so high with makeshift pillow wings

Girl, can you believe we're flying with homemade pillow

wings

Here I am all dressed in snakeskin

Now I'm in you kitchen making love to your cake tin

Oh no is this the one your baking

I told you I was freaky did you think that i was faking

At 8pm I sell my underpants on Ebay

at a half past 9 I hold a seance in your hallway

At 10o'clock I have some ghosts for a threeway

yes it's creepy I told you I was freaky

I told you I was freaky baby

I told you I was freaky baby