K.I.S.S.I.N.G

*Speaking*

Bret: To be honest with you, being in um, being in an

obviously popular folk band, um, you know, we get our

perks, um...

Jemaine: Tell them how, um, lots of women always want

to kiss us.

B: Yeah. Sometimes- well, not sometimes, often- after

the show, women, and girls, they want to kiss us.

J: Yeah. Well, that's true, I suppose, I never really

thought about that, but yeah, now that you come to

mention it...

B: But, um... Nah, it's a lot of fun.

J: It's quite nice.

B: Yeah.

J: I mean, it's only polite to go along with it.

B: If someone kisses you, you just don't say "no," you

know, do you?

J: Well, not if they paid twenty bucks.

B: *pause* To see the show, to see the show.

J: Or fifteen bucks, concession

B: Yeah.

J: Get a little kiss.

B: Yeah. Sort of a student kiss.

J: *Laughs* Student kiss?

B: Pensioner kiss, that sort of stuff. Just a little

peck, it's a bit dry, sort of comes away with you. But,

uh...

J: A group concession kiss.

B: True, yeah. Ten, if there's ten, you know, it's

obviously... works out for everyone. There are two

types of guys, you've probably all heard that, um...

J: Yeah, I've heard that.

B: And, um...

J: Yeah, I'm one of them, and Bret's the other--

B: I'm the other sort. Yeah, pretty much got it

covered. But when it becomes, uh, not well, I guess a

problem, sort of, you have a kiss, and then sometimes

they want to take it a little bit further, *music

starts* and that's when it becomes inappropriate for

someone that you've only just met.