Ladies of the World

Just wanna do something special

For all the ladies in the world

Just wanna do something special

For all the ladies in the world

(Is this possible?)

And the girls, don't forget them girls

Caribbean ladies

Parisian ladies

Bolivian ladies

Namibian ladies

Eastern Indochinian ladies

Republic of Dominican ladies

Amphibian ladies

Presbyterian ladies

Outta sights, amazing ladies

Late night, hard working ladies

Erudite, brainy ladies

Hermaphrodite, lady-man-ladies

Oh, you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies

With your sexy lady bits

And your sexy man bits too

Even you must be into you

All the ladies in the world

I wanna get next to you

Show you some gratitude

By making love to you, it's the least we can do

If every soldier in the world

Put down his weapon and picked up a woman

What a peaceful world this world would be

Redheads not warheads, blonde's not bombs

We're talking about brunettes not fighter jets

Oh, it's got to be sweet 16's not M-16's

When will the government realize

It's got to be funky sexy ladies?

I have a vision and all I can see

Is all of you with a all of me

In a world of peace and harmony

Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-Y

I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam

And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm

I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky, or you're small

Just wanna do a little something special for you all

Just wanna do something special

For all the ladies in the world

All the old ladies, all the clean ladies

Just wanna do something special

For all the ladies in the world

(All the crazy ladies)

And the girls, don't forget them girls

(All the ladies [Incomprehensible])

Ladies, ladies, ladies