Lyrics Flight of the Conchords

Flight of the Conchords

Mutha'uckas

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

There's too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

Uckin' with my shi-

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

With my shi-

How many mutha uckas?

Too many to count

Mutha uckas

I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly

Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me

And I'm out for my account

'Cause out on A.P

On AP

Yeah, you know me

Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee

Makes my payment short

My rent comes back to me

Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty

So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee

Read the words

On my ATM slip, it said

We're all mutha uckas

And we're uckin' with your shi-

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

My transaction shi-!

There's too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

My weekly statement shi-!

My weekly statement shi-!

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

With my balance shi-!

How many mutha uckas?

Too many to count

Mutha uckas

The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery

The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi

The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious

Cut the cra- ...

I need my red delicious

Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid

Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad

Then... ... Granny Smith... ...

...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...

...a mango... ...

Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka

There's too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie

Too many mutha uckas

Uckin' with my (beatboxing)

Everybody come on!

Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh