Nothin' Wrong

I got three kids and a lovely wife

I got a happy home and a

electric carving knife

that's why I wrote this song

because there's nothin' wrong

nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life

there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong

there's just nothin' wrong with my life

I got a four wheel drive

and I got a computer hard drive

and I got Asheville? drive

and I got plenty of motivational drive

that's why I wrote this song

because there's nothin' wrong

there's just nothin' wrong with my life

nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life

but then one day

my wife phoned

to tell me I was

on my own

and now there's one thing wrong

one thing wrong

one thing wrong with my life

so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to

"there been somethin' wrong" with my life

there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo)

to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life

well I, I caught my wife, and I,

I had my electric knife and I just

carved her up

and put a end to my strife

and now there's nothin' wrong

no, there's nothin' wrong

there's just nothin' wrong with my life

nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life

hello sheriff, what can I do for you?

my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.

I left her all over the place.

I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store

you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.

the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.

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