The Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly

I know an old lady

She swallowed a fly

But I don't know why

She swallow the fly

- I guess she'll die

I know an old lady

Who swallow a spider

It wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed a spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed the fly

- I guess she'll die

I know and old lady

Who swallowed a bird

Isn't that ubsurd

To swallow a bird?

She swallowed the bird

To catch the spider

Who wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

She swallowed the spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed a fly

- I guess she'll die

I know and old lady

Who swallowed a cat

Just imagine that

She swallowed a cat

She swallowed the cat

To catch the bird

She swallowed the bird

To catch the spider

Who wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

And she swallowed the spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed the fly

- I guess she'll die!

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog

Ooh, what a hog

She swallowed the dog

She swallowed the dog

To catch the the cat

She swallowed the cat

To catch the bird

And she swallowed the bird

To catch the spider

Who wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

And she swallowed the spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed the fly

- I guess she'll die

I know an old lady

Who swallowed a goat

She just opened her throat

And swallowed a goat

She swallowed the goat

To catch the dog

She swallowed the dog

To catch the cat

She swallowed the cat

To catch the bird

And she swallowed the bird

To catch the spider

Who wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

And she swallowed the spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed the fly

- I guess she'll die

And I knew an old lady

Who swallowed a minister

Is'nt that sinister?

To swallow a minister

She swallowed a minister

To catch the goat

And she swallowed a goat

To catch the dog

And she swallowed a dog

To catch the cat

She swallowed the cat

To catch the bird

And she swallowed the bird

To catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

And she swallowed th spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed the fly.

- I guess she'll die

I know an old lady

Who swallowed a rhinosaurus

Isn't that preposterous!

To swallow a rhinosaurus

She swallowed a rhinosaurus

To catch the minister

She swallowed the minister

To catch the goat

She swallowed the goat

To catch the dog

She swallowed the dog

To catch the cat

She swallowed the cat

To catch the bird

And she swallowed a bird

To catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled

And tickled inside her

And she swallowed the spider

To catch the fly

But I don't know why

She swallowed the fly

- I guess she'll die!

I know an old lady

Who swallowed a horse...she choked! (Alt. She's dead of course)