Stop The Apocalypse

What the fuck is that?

Barreling towards our Metropolis

From the deep water in the likeness of Lochness

Knockin' its noggin like a hockey stick hocking spit

Meltin' down the top of this planet like chocolates

Lava rocks slosh in his esophagus like lozenges

For every drop that drips down somebody

With the awkwardest sounds

The prophet says the opposite

We've got to stop, stop, stop the apocalypse

Elevate like geysers and rise like helium

Together Colorado show 'em how the west is really one

I'll rap 'till my finger's numb and leave your toes tinglin'

For heaven on earth slash blue planet kingdom come

I'm Jonny 5 but I act like Wall-E 'till the trash is sorted

Into more practicaler forms like stacks of quarters

I am I b bee surviving colony collapse disorder

Stop, stop, stop the apocalypse

Aooooga, aooooga, booga, booga

Antichrist pulls up in a bad mini cooper

Fabulous doo and a vocab I woulda stayed in school for

Says he's overdue but was beach bummin' in Newport

So he says, what's new sport

I said, stoppin' you of course

He says, you have the better chance of slobbing the nob of a unicorn

I stuck around the cuneiform and told the spawn of Lucifer

The shoelessness of his backside we had a solution for

We rise at the end like a standing ovation

Lay it on thick for those with thin patience

Keep in touch with the good like holding

All the while spittin' sicker than a mouth full of rabies

Our maybes are certain

No closing of curtains

Our maydays are milkshakes for the social still forming

From storming to norming to fighting to see a new day

We stand for the Wii like Nintendo tennis

In the land of the free

Revolution is key quinoa lentils spinach

And we're about to change the game

Treat it like a scrimmage

Preach to the choir when the minister's finished

Speak and inspire like Dennis Kucinich

Reaching for hire like the apprentice

Leaving 'em red up and awe like dentists

It's worth a shot man tetanus

To overturn the sentence