Water Torture

{J.G. Thirwell)

The SNOT-GREEN sea - the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea

Cast thine bread upon the water - the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP

Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone

Looking at a haunted void - I'm all at sea, flat on thine back

As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN

Tadpole in the dead dead sea - FIREWATER! FIREWATER!

That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE

This time the decider has shown no quarter

I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER

Fire and water, firewater, water torture, WATER TORTURE

I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water

NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE

My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket

Stuck my wet to in a live hot socket

STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET

Water everywhere can't see the horizon... can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED

Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on... I shouldn't've practised what BEELZEBUB

preached...

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE

This time the decider has shown no quarter

I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER

FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!!

Must've bought my life from a used car salesman... only one previous owner

I must've bought my life from a used car salesman... one previous owner...

a little old lady... wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday

Four flat tyres - break an AXLE one day

That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink

That drip drip drip is making me drink/That drip drip drip is making me sick

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE

This time the decider has shown no quarter

I JUST HAD A BACKYARD COATHANGER JOB FROM THE SINNER SORTER, SOUL

ABORTER

FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!!

WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE