Can You Believe It

We'll dig a hole in the ground

And cover it up with sticks

And chase a wooly mammoth in

And jab at it with our spears

The lady at the counter

With cold oatmeal eyes,

'Take a number', she said,

'They'll call you when they're ready for you.'

I was waiting for

My hunting with early man license

They said it costs one hundred bucks

Can you believe it?

We'll dig a hold in the ground

And cover it up with sticks

And chase a wooly mammoth in

And jab at it with our spears...

They said it cost one hundred bucks,

Can you believe it?

The lady at the counter

With cold oatmeal eyes!