Under A Anvil Tree

I'm a total wreck when you don't call

fancy me a brand new Newton sitting

under an anvil tree

waiting for an anvil to fall

they call me Mr. It's A Big Deal

I don't ever go to movies

so when I go to movies

it's a pretty big fucking deal

flop like a fish on a dock

conk me with a frying pan to make me stop

clothes in a dryer

leaves in the breeze

one day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me

after dark

all bark no bite

at night

all bite no bark