Anything Goes

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now heaven knows, anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words writing prose, anything goes

The world has gone mad today and good's bad today

And black's white today and day's night today

When most guys today that women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that you're bound to answer

When I propose, anything goes

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now heaven knows, anything goes

And good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words writing prose

'Cause anything goes

The world has gone mad today and good's bad today

And black's white today and day's night today

When most guys today that women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that you're bound to answer

When I propose, anything goes

May I say before this record spins to a close

I want you to know anything goes