Ol' McDonald

Ol' Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

And on this farm there was a chick, the prettiest chick I know

With a little curve here and a little curve there

This chick, she had curves everywhere

Ol' Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

And oh, this chick she had to walk, E-I-E-I-O

And how this walk would drive 'em wild, swinging to and 'fro

With a little wiggle here and a little wiggle there

Man this chick had wiggles to spare

Ol' Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

When she went walking into town, E-I-E-I-O

The local gentry popped their eyes, tarnation what a show

With a goldang here and a goshdarn there

Heavens to Betsy, I do declare

Ol' Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

There was a barn dance Saturday night, E-I-E-I-O

And the fellows came from miles around just to see her dosey-do

With a promenade here and a promenade there

At a square dance, boy, this chick was no square

Ol' MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

I used to be a travelling man, E-I-O

Until I hit MacDonald's place, things were mighty slow

With a little chick here and a little chick there

I didn't have a real chick anywhere

Ol' MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

This farmer's daughter knocked me out, E-I-E-I-O, aha

I asked MacDonald for her hand and pop, he hollered "Go"

With a little curve here and a little wiggle there

A goldang here and a goshdarn there

A dosey-do here and a promenade there

Got my own private county fair

'Cause ol' MacDonald had a farm, E-I-O-I-O