Star!

If the lady's naughty but proper

If the lady's chic-er than chic

If her escorts must wear a topper

And each man's the man of the week

If she rides around in a brand new foreign car

The chances are the lady's a star

If the lady's utterly charming

If the lady's chummy with kings

If her whims are close to alarming

And it's known she's thrown a few things

If they've got a drink with her name in Jilly's bar

The chances are the lady's a star

If her smallest party is really expensive with tons of expensive caviar

If the lady is someone with the same credentials

Someone with the same essentials

Someone who is worshipped from afar

She's a genuine, positive, totally, marvelous, perfectly, wonderful

She's a great big, great big star!