Make America Great Again

Well I know I'm just an ignorant Englishman

But I'd like to make America great again

So if you'll forgive my accent and the cheek of it

Here's some suggestions from the special relationship

Let's make America great again

By making racists ashamed again

Let's make compassion in fashion again

Let's make America great again

Well I've been fortunate to go round the continent

From California through the Midwest to Providence

And I've mostly only encountered common sense

Hospitality and warmth from Americans

But I wish it was a bit less significant

The program and the name of the president

Because it seems to me the truth is self evident

You fought our king to be independent

Make America great again

By making racists ashamed again

Let's make compassion in fashion again

Let's make America great again

Ellis Island take me in

Everyone can start again

In the shining city on the hill

Where nobody can be illegal

Let's make America great again

By making racists ashamed again

Let's make compassion in fashion again

Let's make America great again

Let's be a friend to our oldest friends

And call them out when they're faltering

Remind them of their best selves and then

We'll make America great again