On a plain

I'll start this off without any words.

I got so high I scratched 'till I bled.

I love myself better than you.

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I've ever had

Was when I learned to cry on commmand.

I love myself better than you.

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain,

I can't complain,

I'm on a plain.

My mother died every night.

It's safe to say, you can quote me on that.

I love myself better than you.

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again,

Forgot to put on the zip code.

I love myself better than you.

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

Somewhere I have heard this before,

In a dream my memory has stored.

As a defence I'm neutered and spayed.

What the hell am I trying to say?

It is now time to make it unclear,

To write off lines that don't make sense.

I love myself better than you.

I know it's wrong so what should I do?

And one more special message to go,

And then I'm done, and I can go home.

I love myself better than you.

I know it's wrong so what should I do?