Rock & Roll Romance

You and I could have a rock n' roll romance,

We could fuck in our clothes,

We could sleep in our pants,

And I could crash at yours and you could crash at mine,

And we could stay in bed 99% of the given time,

Leave this loveless lonely behind.

Because you've been searching up and down and all around,

And there's no nice boys in London town,

I can sympathize because I've been searching too,

And I've yet to find a girl half as good as you.

You're just not paying attention,

You're sitting in your kitchen and you're bitching about rejection.

We're cheating the world out of a fairytale love and conclusion,

And that's not really fair on us all.