The slow train

Miller's Dale for Tideswell

Kirby Muxloe

Mow Cop and Scholar Green

No more will I go to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe

On the slow train from Midsomer Norton and Mumby Road

No churns, no porter, no cat on a seat

At Chorlton-cum-Hardy or Chester-le-Street

We won't be meeting again

On the Slow Train

I'll travel no more from Littleton Badsey to Openshaw

At Long Stanton I'll stand well clear of the doors no more

No whitewashed pebbles, no Up and no Down

From Formby Four Crosses to Dunstable Town

I won't be going again

On the Slow Train

On the Main Line and the Goods Siding

The grass grows high

At Dog Dyke, Tumby Woodside

And Trouble House Halt

The Sleepers sleep at Audlem and Ambergate

No passenger waits on Chittening platform or Cheslyn Hay

No one departs, no one arrives

From Selby to Goole, from St Erth to St Ives

They've all passed out of our lives

On the Slow Train, on the Slow Train

Cockermouth for Buttermere ... on the Slow Train

Armley Moor Arram

Pye Hill and Somercotes ... on the Slow Train

Windmill End