Lyrics Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

A Typical Sound Check

Mark: All skate. Men only!

Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]

?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man

?: Got to get that sign on the front

?: [...] sign of the bass player

Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to find [...] I'm

gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in

there in time to go on

?: Get some more weirdness

?: Hey man

?: Hey, it's far right here

?: [...] together?

?: It's far right there

?: Well . . .

?: Perverse!

George: Hey, I'm still an hour here

Mark: See it, my washboard's in the car

?: What?

Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here

?: Ah!

Jeff: Yeah

?: Washboards . . .

Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . .

.

Mark:

If you do not hear me

You may now walk out

For I am here

And I am talking . . .