Bwana Dik

I've got the thing you need

I am endowed beyound your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world

Love to write my name on the toilet walls

At the Whisky a Go Go

For I am Bwana Dik

I am Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik

My dick is a monster

Give me your heart

My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start

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When Bwana Dik speaks

The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger

I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer, Baby

To scream up your slit

Steam it!

Ream it!

Cream it!