Lyrics Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

Catholic Girls

Catholic girls, with a tiny little mustache

Catholic girls, do you know how they go

Catholic girls, in the rectory basement

Father rileys's a fairy

But it don't bother mary

Catholic girls, at the cyo

Catholic girls, do y'know how thwy go?

Catholic girls, there can be no replacement

How do they go after the show?

C#m (CHORD SET 1)

All the way

That's the way they go

Every day

Ab9

And none of their mamas ever seem to know

F9

Hip-hip-hooray

A9

For all the class they show

Tehre's nothing like a catholic girl

At the cyo, when they learn to blow...

"There learning to blow"

All the catholic boys!

Warren cuccurullo

Catholic boys

Kinda young kinda wow

Catholic boys

Vinnie colaiuta

Where are they now

Did they all take a vow

Catholic girls, carmenita scarfone

Catholic girls, hey! She gave me vd

Catholic girls, toni carbone

With a tongue like a cow

She could make you go wow

Vd vowdy vootie

Right away

That's she way they go

Every day

Whenever their mamas také them to a show

Matinee, pass the popcorn please

There's nothing like a catholic girl

With her hand in the box

When she's on her knees

She was on her knees!

My little catholic girl

In a little white dress

Catholic girls, they never confess

Catholic girls, I got one for a cousin

I love how they go, so send me a dozen

Catholic girls... oooooohh! etc.