Debra Kadabra

Debra Kadabra

Say she's a witch

Shit-ass Charlotte!

Ain't that a bitch?

Debra Kadabra -Haw, that's rich!

Jone, a rancho granny,

Shook her wrinkled fanny

Shoes are too tight and pointed

Ankles sorta puffin' out

Cause me to shout:

Oh Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra

Witch Goddess of Lankershim Boulevard

Cover my entire body with Avon Cologna

And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A.

(Just till my skin clears up)

Turn it to Channel 13

And make me watch the rubber tongue

When it comes out

Of the puffed & flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask

Next time they show the Brnokka

Make me buy The Flosser

Make me grow braniac fingers

(But with more hair)

Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry

Emboss me

Rub the hot front part of my head

With rented unguents

Give me bas relief!

Cast your dancing spell my way

I promise to go under it

Learn the Pachuco Hop

And let me twirl ya

Oh Debra Fauntleroy Magnesium Kadabra!

Take me with you ...

Don't you want any a these?