Flambay

He used to be very kind in his own crude way

He wasn't always like I wanted him to be

He wasn't smart, he wasn't handsome either

But he thrilled me when he drilled me

and I never loved a monster quite like he...

Because his love was so flambay

His kisses burned me so, his kisses turned me

from a queen on a throne to a shriveling spool

Here I stand all alone, a spider's fool

When it's me he needs to fondle his tool

I guess some bugs are just that way

He don't really need your love

He don't really need you

to be there when his hair gets matted and grey

With a broom cleaning his room from the mess he made that day

All those earthling worms he nibbled away

Oh Hunchentoot my love, how could you desert me now?

Oh Hunchentoot you brute, can't you see I want you?

Stay with me flagrantly

and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity

Because your love is so flambay

You kisses burn me so, your kisses turn me

from a queen on a throne to a shriveling spool

I don't mind if you're unkind 'cause spiders rule

Yes you are real cool

with those little webs you spool

and all your spider drool

oh let me float in your pool