Half a Dozen Provocative Squats

The clock upon the wall

Has struck the midnight hour!

She finishes her call;

Her girlfriend's in the shower

Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!

Half a dozen provocative squats!

Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots;

Brushes her teeth;

Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat

(It's getting her, getting her

Hot--Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh)

She's just twenty-four

And she can't get off,

A sad but typical case, yeah

Last dude to do her

Got in and got soft;

She blew it,

And laughed in his face, yeah!

Face, yeah!

Yeah