He's So Gay

ENSEMBLE: (singing)

He's so gay

He's so gay

He's very very gay

He's so gay

He's so gay

And he likes to be that way

With his keys all on the right

He's into rubber every night

He's so gay

He's so gay

He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY

He's okay

He's okay

He's got a role he wants to play

He's okay

He's okay

He's just a cowboy for a day

Of course, his evening's not complete

Without some meat in the seat;

Let's skate away

Down Santa Monica today

Maybe he wants a little spanking

Maybe he'll eat a little chain

Maybe his lover should be thanking him

For the way he makes it sprinkle

Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN

He's so gay

He's so gay

He rules the city in a way

You could say

You could say

It's sorta different today

All the taffeta and chintz

And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE

Hey hey hey!

Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him

TOMORROW!

Maybe you'll get a chance

To borrow

(Borrow)

His bouquet

And maybe later...MAYBE LATER

We'll ALL BE

GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?