Holding The Group Back

FZ:

Then from out of the corner from the stage comes Roy Ralph Estrada perturbed at the present situation within the Mothers.

Roy Estrada:

Domino Domino Vo-bisqu-u-u-um

Domino Vo-bisqu-u-u-um

Amen

Domino Vo-bisqum

Hallelujah

Et cum spiritu tuo

Ian, I dont think I qualify for the Mothers

FZ:

They're making up their lines as they go along isn't it thrilling?

Ian:

Why, Roy?

Roy:

Because I don't think I'm qualified. I think I'm holding the group back because I'm a Mexican, and also because I don't play bass good.

Ian:

I don't care how you can play bass but we have no Mexicans in this group.

Roy:

And I wanna join your group.

Ian:

No Mexicans!

Roy:

I can sing opera, I cut my hair, I got all my shit together here. I can do it.

Ian:

I don't care how you look you gotta be able to cut the part.

Roy:

I can sing, please, please, give me a chance.

Ian:

I don't believe you can sing.

Roy:

Please, please hear my plea, please Ian please, I can do it, give me a chance. Please, please. Oh, oh, oh, please.

Ian:

Okay mexican, okay Mexican, sing this note.

Roy:

You think everything is gonna be alright.

Ian:

Okay you passed the first part of the audition now you gotta sing. Roy:

Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi