In France

We're playin' in a tent

It's payin' the rent

If you persevere,

It's amazing you can

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

The girls is all salty

The boys is all sweet

The food ain't too shabby,

An' they piss in the street

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

They got diseases

Like you never seen

Got a mystery blow-job

Turn your pee to green

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

They got some coffee,

Eatin' right through the cup,

An' when you go ka-ka

They make you stand up

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

If you're not careful,

It'll stick to your cheek

You'll smell like a native

For a couple of week

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

We cannot wait

Till we go back

It gets so exciting

When the poodles 'react'

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

Never try to get yo' penis sucked

In France