Keep It Greasey
"Hi-ho Silver!"
Way!
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n
grease it down
I'll drive you through
the heart of town
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n
grease it down
I'll drive you through
the heart of town
"Hi-ho Silver!"
Hey, the good women,
they sure has it tough
The good men, well
there just ain't enough
All the good girls are
lookin' all the time
Good silver 's
something that
they can't find
'Cause if they
find one miraculously
They try to be lovin'
as they can be
'Cause if they find
one and let him go
Chances are they
might not never find
one no mo'
So they
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Way!
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n
grease it down
I'll drive you through
the heart of town
A good lovin' man
is hardest to find
A good woman needs
to ease her mind
And I know a few that
need to ease it behind
All y'gotta do is
grease it down
'N everything is fine
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n grease
it down
I'll drive you through
the heart of town
A girl don't need
No fancy grease
To get herself
Some rump release
Any kind
Of lube 'll do
Maybe from another
Part of you
Lube from the North
Lube from the South
Take a little slobber
"Hi-ho Silver!"
From the side of
your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
...
Grease it down
Here come that crazy
Screamin' sound...
"Hi-ho Silver!"
"Thank you, Masked Man!"
"Hi-ho Silver!"
...
Ok: everybody!
"Hi-ho Silver!"
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n grease it
down, down, down
Grease it down...
Oh no no no! Here comes
that screamin' sound
again...