Learning Penis Dimension

Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it,

friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the

possibility that your penis, and in the case of many

dignified ladies, that size of the tities themselves

might possibly provide elements of sub-conscious

tension . . . "

Howard: See, the trouble here, Frank, lies in the fact

that on that sheet it says "that size," it doesn't say

"that the size" therefore . . .

FZ: Get a pencil and write in "that the size"

Mark: Could I have a . . .

Howard: Well, I'm sorry

Mark: " . . . weird, twisted anxieties which could

force a person to become a politician, a policeman, a

narc, a casket maker . . . "

FZ: An usher!

Jeff: A musician

Mark: "Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that

can't afford a silicon beef-up, become writers of hot

books!"

Howard: "I placed my burning phallus between her

quivering quim!"

Mark: "A carmelite nun!"

Howard: "She placed my burning phallus between her

quivering quim!"

Mark: "Or jockeys! There is no reason why you or your

loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough already

without the size of your organ adding even more misery

to the troubles of the world! If you are a lady with

munchkin tits, you can't console yourself with this age

old line . . . "

FZ: No, "you can console yourself"

Mark: "You can console yourself with this age old line

from . . . "

Howard: Simmons!

POOO-HHH! POOO-AHH-AHH!

Mark: "And if you're a guy . . . "

Howard: "Anything over a mouthful . . . "

Mark & Howard: " . . . is wasted!"

Mark: "And if you're a guy and you're ashamed of your

dick and somebody hits on you one night in a casual

conversation and turns to you and says, uh . . . "

Howard: "Eight inches or less!"

Mark: "You just swivel right back around and look this

sonofabitch straight in the eyes, and say . . . "