Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and gentlemen!

Chorus:

200 motels

Theodore Bikel:

200 motels . . . Life on the road!

Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and gentlemen! and here is . . .

Chorus:

Who?

Theodore Bikel:

Larry the dwarf!

Larry likes to dress up funny

Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa

Let's ask him "What's the deal?"

Say!