Stevie's Spanking

His name is Stevie Vai,

And he's a crazy guy

Last November, I recall,

He needed a spanking

He decided then

A female specimen

Would be exciting for a night

To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name

She came to Notre Dame

He told me just the other night

He oughta be thanking

Her for the spanking

She was large and soft

And she beat him off

Made him drool upon his dork

And gave it a wanking

After the spanking

Hair brush!

Oh! What a hair brush!

Then did she exclaim:

"There's another game

That we can play with this device,

And then a banana!"

It was slightly green

Vapors in between

Rising up to fill the room

And COOK the banana

Later in the dawn,

Laurel carried on

Got right up and dressed herself and

Ate the banana