Sy Borg

Joe:

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg,

I beg

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg,

Little wires, pliers, tires

They turn me on

Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm crazy, mon . . .

Gee, Sy

This is a real groovy apartment

You've got here

Sy Borg:

All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

Joe:

This is exciting

I never plooked

A tiny chrome-plated machine

That looks like a magical pig

With marital aids stuck all over it

Such as yourself before

Sy Borg:

You'll love it!

It's a way of life.

Joe:

Does that mean maybe later

You'll plook me . . .

Sy Borg:

If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

Joe:

Just me and you?

Sy Borg:

I share this apartment

With a modified

Gay Bob doll

He goes all the way . . .

Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

Joe:

No, ah, not yet

Ah, is this him?

Central Scrutinizer:

This is him.

Your wish is his command

He likes you

He wants to kiss you always

Just tell him what you want

Joe:

Really?

Hi, little guy

Think I might get a tiny, but exciting

Blow . . . job . . .

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Blow job . . .

Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob.

Sy Borg:

Bend over.

Joe:

Gay Bob

Blow job

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Blow job

Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob

Sy Borg:

You'll love it!

It looks just like a TeleFunken you-47.

Joe:

Little leather cap and trousers

They look so gay . . .

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Hey . . .

Sy Borg:

Bob is tired.

Plook me now,

You savage rascal

Ehhh! That tickles.

You are a fun person

I like you.

I want to kiss you always.

Joe:

Gee, this is great

How's about some bondage and humiliation?

Sy Borg:

Anything you say, master.

Joe:

Oh no, I don't believe it

You're way more fun than Mary . . .

Sy Borg:

You're plooking too hard . . .

Joe:

And cleaner than Lucille . . .

Sy Borg:

Plooking on me . . .

Joe:

What have I been missing

All these years?

Sy Borg:

Too hard

Joe:

Sy . . .

Sy Borg:

Too hard

Joe:

Sy . . .

Sy Borg:

Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e . . .

Joe:

Speak to me

Oh no . . .

The golden shower must have shorted out

His master circuit

He's, he's, oh my God

I must have plooked him . . .

Hey

To death . . .

Hey

Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . .

You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker

And you're gonna have to pay for it!

So give up, you haven't got a chance.

Joe:

But I . . .

I, I, I, I, I . . .

I can't pay

I gave all my money

To some kinda groovy religious guy . . .

Two songs ago . . .

Central Scrutinizer:

Come on out son . . .

Between the two of us

We'll find a way to

Work it out