The Sealed Tuna Bolero

This town

This town

Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

Sealed Tuna Sandwich

With the wrapper glued

(WITH THE WRAPPER GLUED!)

It's by baloney on the rack

Rant-tant-tant

Tant-tant-tant

Tant-tant-tant

It goes for 40 cents a whack

It's just a rancid little snack

In a plastic bag

From a matron in La Habre with a blown-out crack

WHO DIES TO SUCK THE FRINGE OFF OF JIMMY CARL BLACK!