Welcome to the United States

This form must be completed by every nonimmigrant

visitor not in possession of a visitor's visa.

Type or print legibly in pen in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

USE ENGLISH.

Item 7 - If you are entering the United States by land,

enter LAND in this space. (LAND!) If you are entering

the United States by ship, enter, unh-unh, SEA in this

space.

Do any of the following apply to you? (Answer Yes or

No)

(No! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!)

A. Do you have a communicable disease; (COUGH NOW!

Coughs . . . ) physical or mental disorder; or are you

a drug abuser or addict?

Tell me, Bill, Yes or No. (No) Louder. (No!)

B. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an

offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a

violation related to a controlled substance; or ever

been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for

which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five

years or more?

Answer Yes or No. (Yes! Yes, sir! Yes! No! No! No!)

Or been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you

seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral

activities?

Answer Yes or No. (Yes or No) Thank you!

C. Have you ever been or are you now involved in

espionage or sabotage; or terrorist activities; or

genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved,

in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi

Germany or its allies?

Answer Yes or No. (Yes)

Thank you very much! And welcome to the United States!

Reiner Romer: Thank you very much! Here they go! Frank

Zappa and Hermann Kretzschmar! Back on stage, Peter

Rundel!