Lyrics Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa

Wonderful Tattoo!

Dear Jim and PFI,

Enclosed are photos of my cock

And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me.

We plan to continue the design on my balls the next time I'm in Houston.

I really enjoy PFIQ,

Someday I hope to visit L.A. and meet you.

Bob C.

2221-DCM

Dear PFIQ

Dear PFIQ friends

Dear Jim

Dear Jim and PFI

I still want it

I have come to a decision

For those that believe than . . . that bigger is better

Marine hardware stores carry a full line

Of stainless steel rings.

Enclosed are photos.

I just wanted to reassure a woman

Who want nipples pierced

I, frankly

Would rather have a fakir

I will send you a few other pictures as soon as I get them

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De-sign on my balls

The next time I'm in Houston

I really enjoy PFIQ

Someday I hope to visit L.A.

And meet you!

The only thing that surprises me

Is that every year I have the urge to have another hole

Do you think, Jim

That a gynaecologist

With the aid of your magazine could do a clit hood piercing?

Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized

I believe we are witnessing the evolution of a new type of man,

The quintessential being, a person who is totally modern

While at the same time primitive in desires and spirit

I feel this combination is rare in today society.

This type of person has the desire to get things done and it's...

This attribute will help both sides achieve

I'm seeking the quintessential man for myself

Through piercing, tattoos and education.

Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized.

My last sexual partner like the jewelry on most occasions

But not all

And I accidentally left the impaling jewelry out of all one night

And half the next day.

Everything is healing nicely.