Zomby Woof

Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more

It seem to me that it just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'

With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be

I am the ZOMBY WOOF

I'm that creature all the ladies been

Talkin' about

I am the ZOMBY WOOF

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is . . .

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

They said aw-reety

An' they was aw-righty

An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . .

I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my Zomby Toof

My right foot's bigger than my other one is

Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don't try to remain aloof . . .

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the

ZOMBY WOOF

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF