Lyrics Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13

Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13

I Was a Teenage Ghoulscout

A day in the life in the monster cult

Just like a jacko-lantern i'm gonna carve you up

Spit out the seeds open up your skull and bleed

In the valley of the living dead

Your gonna scream scream scream

And we'll chop off your head

Don't you know that death is the only life for me

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

Of troop thirteen

Just like a horror movie on the tv screen

I'm a certified homicidal evil being

Well the ghoul scouts sell body parts not cookies

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

Of troop thirteen

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

Of troop thirteen

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

I was a teenage ghoul scout

Of troop thirteen