If I Had a Dog

If I had a dog

I'd take a picture everyday

Am I still so sad?

Is that pretty lame?

Everybody says

"Your decisions are okay

But here's a better idea:"

And a comment not about my brain

If I had a log

I'd draw a picture everyday

Am I still so mad?

I guess that's pretty lame

Everybody says

"The first one's just a game

You'll find a better one."

And then a comment about my body