Entertain Me

A neighbour stole my VCR

Can´t afford to fill up my car

It´s been a while since I paid the rent

I wonder where that money went

Fox & Scully just disappeared

Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard

Broke a rib trying to find the bed

The lights are out and the phone is dead

Or is it my head

Entertain me, entertain me

Make me laugh ´til I hit the floor

Entertain me, entertain me

Crack a joke ´til I can´t take no more

My girl is gone and so´s the cat

The junk I eat is making me fat

The virus-scan fucked up last night

While I was jerking off to a neat website

Spent my bucks on apathy

Precious, precious enemy

The landlord´s dog just ate my shoe

My buddy´s busy sniffin´ glue

I´m thinking about you

Entertain me, entertain me

Make me laugh ´til I hit the floor

Entertain me, entertain me

Slip for me ´til I can´t take no more

Take your hypocritic pointers

And shove ém up your ass

Don´t need your condescending attitude

Find somebody else to harass