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Hip hip hooray

Let's hear it for smartass day

Hip hip hooray

Let's celebrate the smartass way

We must analyse

Meticulously scrutinize

Label and categorize

Then finally pulverize

Hip hip hooray

Let's hear it for smartass day

Hip hip hooray

Let's celebrate the smartass way

Ain't no stuff out there

You find the slightest inspiring

Since you've seen

And heard everything

You need to tell the world

Nothing's happening under the sun

Be the judge, the jury

And executioner in one

Chop off heads with that lethal keyboard

You're the meanest of the mean

Those furious forum posts

Are as sharp as the Guillotine

Rip it all into pieces

Man, that latest comment rules

On these bloody, binary battlefields

We break it down into molecules

Hip hip hooray

Let's hear it for smartass day

Hip hip hooray

Let's celebrate the smartass way