Humiliation Song

I'd be happy to humiliate myself

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody

I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody

Fly me to some tropical island today

Where I can tempt your brains away

Lock me in a bunker for a year or two

The tabloids love it and so do you

That's entertainment!

That's entertainment!

I'd be happy to humiliate myself

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody

I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame

I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody

Be somebody

Be somebody

Young, old, singles, husbands and wives

I give meaning to your worthless lives

And when it's all over and I leave your TV

Half the country will need therapy

That's entertainment!

That's entertainment!