Sob Story

Would you be my role model?

Would you be my helping hand?

Looking for a soul brother

I need someone to take a stand

Would you be my role model?

Where I trust you and you trust me

But I won’t be your sob story

No, I won’t be your sob story

My birth was a mistake

I’ve been told from the beginning

What do you want from me? An apology?

Hooray for parenthood

Guess what? I see right through you

The Carbon Paper Family

Would you be my role model?

Would you be my helping hand?

Looking for a soul brother

I need someone to take a stand

Would you be my role model?

Where I trust you and you trust me

But I won’t be your sob story

No, I won’t be your sob story

I believe

I believe

There must be something else

I may be your flesh and blood

It means exactly nothing

You’re both strangers to me

That’s it! I’m done

The Prodigal Son

Lost from Day One

Would you be my role model?

Would you be my helping hand?

Looking for a soul brother

I need someone to take a stand

Would you be my role model?

Where I trust you and you trust me

But I won’t be your sob story

No, I won’t be your sob story

I believe

I believe

There must be something else

Won’t bother you no more

Go practice Sweet Denial

This wasn’t meant to be

I believe

I believe

You could be my role model

You could be my helping hand

Looking for a soul brother

Strong enough to take a stand

You could be my role model

Where I trust you and you trust me

But I won’t be your sob story

No, I won’t be your sob story