The Healthy Man

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man

I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can

Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan

Healthy

Start the day with yoga

Live in harmony

Then purge the guts real good

And have some oriental tea

Then I stroll into the garden

Where I'm working nude

You see, I grow my own plants

Yeah, I'm a healthy dude

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man

I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can

Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan

Healthy

Live by my carrot

I'll save you from decay

Think de-caffeinated

Throw your cigarettes away

I'm a vegetarian

And you should be one too

And sound mind in sound body

I know what best for you

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man

I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can

Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan

Yoghurt

Then one day it happened

The healthy man got sick

He ate all kinds of herbs

But they wouldn't do the trick

The healthy man got desperate

But no one gave a fuck

He took one step too far

And got run over by a truck

He was so healthy, he was the healthy man

He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan

He was so healthy, he was the healthy man

He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn