Irreplaceable

i want to be remembered as "one of a kind"

unique and why not "out of her mind"

i want to be special, unpredictable and absurd

i want to tell people the most aberrant things they've heard

i want to have an eye-catching, distinctive look

i want to have all the loonies on the hook

i want to do everything without moderation

without a single thought or consideration

cause i, you, them

what wouldn't we do to be

irreplaceable?

none of my partners introduced me their folks

afraid that i might pull off some awkward jokes

and once we've split up they would always say

that i'm not a girl to marry anyway

cause i like to complain and i love to start fights

i always leave out the milk and never turn off the lights

i don't change the bin bag event though it's packed

i just jam in the trash until the bag is cracked

cause i, you, them

what wouldn't we do to be

irreplaceable?