What If?

What if I told you that I did it again?

That I accidentally cheated on you with your best friend?

What if I say he's so much better tahn you?

That I had to hold him prisoner the whole night through?

But if I did do... then what would you do?

What if I told you that I lied from the start?

That I don't actually have a masters in modern art?

What if I told you that I can't stand your mum?

That I think you're brother's hot and you're sister dumb?

I didn't say I did so don't think I would do

But if I did do... are we through?

What if I told you Rose is not my real name?

That I find your nose crookedand your jokes lame?

What if I told you I was in it for the money?

That I just can't stand it when you call me honey-bunny?

I didn't say I did so don't think I would do

But if I did do... would it be me and you?

Don't just stand there, did you hear what I just said?!

Yell or cry, hit me hard in the head!

You're the one who should be angry yet I'm the on pulling my hair

So won't you just please show that you care?

That doesn't mean I do

What if I told you I set your car in fire

Cause you didn't react when I slashed all your tires?

What if I say I never went to that shrink

Cause I solved all my problems by poisoning your drink?

I didn't say I did so don't think I would do

But since I did do... well I guess you're through

Don't just lie there, did you hear what I just said?!

Shout or cry or I'll hit you hard in the head!

You're the one who should be angry yet I'm the on pulling my hair

So won't you just please show that you care?

That doesn't mean I do...

There's no more me and you