Top 40

Pop singer makes me week in the knees

With his catchy riffs and sweet harmonies

When he sings, ooh baby please, I wanna,

Sink my teeth into his melodies

[He's a top 40 tease

Top 40 sleaze

He's a top 40 tease

Top 40 cheese

He's a top 40 tease

Top 40 sleaze

He whispers secrets,

Just for me to hear

Fake competence is meant

For just my ears

Sly references meant

For just my ears

Nobody understands me,

Quite like you do

You're the only one

I ever knew

He would love me,

I can tell

'Cos he is deeper,

Than any well

Radio helped him,

Cast a spell

And now, I would follow him

Straight to Hell

Won't you stop, Don't you stop,

Teasin' me?