Lady Spider

I've been waiting for you patiently

I know you'll come my way eventually

the web I spin to draw you in

I'll have my way with you and then you'll see

I saw it on a nature documentary

and then a bad idea occurred to me

Lady spider lies in wait

Kills her suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

I'm so much nicer than I seem

Lady spider wants you dead

I'll just tie you up instead

I'm sorry if you weren't prepared

but now that I have you ensnared

you could make a meal for me

I will savor you especially

I'm just kidding, I think that you might survive

'cuz I need you to stay alive

Lady spider lies in wait

kills her suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

I'm so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead

I'll just tie you up instead

Just you and me

boy, just two for tea

there's no reason to be scared

there's no reason to escape

Lady spider lies in wait

kills her suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

I'm so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead

(dead, dead)

Lady spider lies in wait

kills her suitor when they mate

I am not so extreme

I'm so much nicer than I seem

lady spider wants you dead

I'll just tie you up instead