I know everything about everything

I know that we all have differences

I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all

I'm the best guy that you're ever gonna meet

I won't listen to your point of view

'Cause I kno-o-ow wo-o-ow

I kno-o-ow wo-o-ow

I kno-o-ow wo-o-ow

I know every paradox in politics

I've been every place around the world

On every subject I'm a known authority

no need to argue 'cause it won't get through

'Cause I kno-o-ow wo-o-ow

I kno-o-ow wo-o-ow

I kno-o-ow wo-o-ow

I kno-o-ow, I know everything

I know, I know it won't be long

'till all my closest friends are come and gone

Freedom, I don't know what it means

The right to hate is part of me, it seems

I know everything from history,

I don't even need to watch the news

I find it easy with my vast intelligence

No one tells me anything new

I often wonder why no one talks to me

They must be threatened by my charme and grace

I know everything about everything

Especially witty when I'm on my face

I know, I know it won't be long

'till all my closest friends are come and gone

Freedom, I don't know what it means

The right to hate is part of me, it seems

I know everything

I know everything